Huey Lewis' beat-poetry back up band. He finishes every show with, "You just got… THE TALK!"

"But is he quality enough to warrant squandering my limited supply of preferred birth control?"

OH MY GOD! I just read it, and Trump actually promises to BUILD A WALL AROUND THE ISLAND.

Plus the hispanics, with their fiery emotions.

Lousy Smite weather…

I turn 47 in a few weeks, and I've really liked my 40s. By no stretch have my dreams all come true, and god damn it nothing heals like it used to… but in so, so many ways I'm finding gratitude for what I do have instead of my state of constant fury and self-hatred for not having the life I "Should" have. So much…

Oh, man, that makes the scene where John Wick stood in one spot jumping up and banging his head on that box 20 times make so much more sense.

"Hey, uh, little known fact, there, Normie. Kevlar-weave linings for suits were originally invented by the Egyptians as a way to protect against snake bites."

Well, look what the same move did for Facebook.

"This city just showed you that it's full of people ready to believe in crosswalks."

Joel Schumacher Extended Universe.

I had a VHS copy I recorded off of cable and watched it many, many times.

Don't forget that they are also people who've been pre-screened to be personalities that will generate the best TV - volatile, narcissistic, etc.

Just watched it - you're right. The pay off is as he loses the ability to even analyze.

The Product: Newspapers. The Problem: Where to get them

I don't mind the sun, sometimes
The integrative photosynthesis it shows

"I am creating Pawnee's newest tourist attraction: The smallest park in Indiana. The title is currently held by Martin Luther King, Jr. Park in Terryville, but guess what? Terryville sucks old car tires, and so does Martin Luther— No, no, he does not suck old car tires. He was one of the greatest men in history. I'm…

And then the murders began.

"The prosecution calls Rudy to the stand."

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