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Netflix Announces That Sense8 is Still Canceled.

He seems like someone you'd really, really want to resent for his success but you'd have to give in. He just seems so damn grateful and humbled by his experiences.

See, this what I love about the internet. I would have wagered I was the only person left on earth who remembered - and referenced (to confused stares) - those old "Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?" commercials.

LeBau is a real Sugar Hero

Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul those stereotypes.

"Defenders have one argument: "Fuck off, I like guns.' It's not a good argument, but it's all you've got!"

Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Mother, do you think they'll like this song?
Mother, do you get off on being withholding?

For his own protection, of course.

"Sir, stop asking the girl how many teaspoons are in a fluid ounce. I'm not going to tell you again."

We have an Echo, and a couple weeks ago my kids were practicing for being ring bearer/flower girl in a wedding. I asked it to play the Wedding March, and it chose Queen's "Wedding March" from the Flash Gordon movie.

"Homepod, what's the weather forecast today?"
"Yo, yo! Today's going to be totally whack with periods of major ownage!"
"Uh… Homepod, I don't know what that means. Homepod? Homepod? Is it going to rain? Can you tell me that?"
"Word up!"
"God damn it."

Oh, I've heard a lot of good things about 400 Gazes of Shade

I keep telling you, that show's passed on! It is no more! It has ceased to be! It's been canceled and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!

Well, if it follows the law of sequels, the pilot's nicknames will be 30% less subtle, the remix of "Danger Zone" ("Strait 2 Tha Zone") will be played 6 times instead of 3, and there will be a cutesy reference to "Take My Breath Away", but a song by a different attractive, young woman.

"We need your magic. There hasn't been another pilot as talented, agile, charismatic, intuitive, crafty, handsome, and wise-cracking in the 30 years since you stoped flying. Also, the North Koreans have killed every single other fighter pilot in America. Just… wiped 'em out."

Stories like this are why so many young people today are being seduced into the fast-paced, glamorous, cocaine-high & vicodin-low world of volunteering at animal adoption agencies.

I don't know. Maybe. You sure can't underestimate the effect of being insulated with people telling you you can get away with anything.

I can't abide auctioneers. Filthy creatures.

Sssssiiiiiggghhh…

Repo Man reference = up vote. Now and forever.