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I'd like to think he shudders, Sideshow Bob-like, every time.

Peter Lorre (or Tim Roth) cuts off their little fingers.

It's a stretch, name-wise, but I hope someday she gets first place in something, and bellows, "I win! I always win. Is there no one on this puny planet to even challenge me?!"

My daughter's name is Zoe, and at least 20-25% of the time, people see her name and pronounce it "Zoh." At least 50% of those times, I ask, "Have you ever met anyone named Zoh?"

You can't see the nearly limitless comic possibilities of 7 men of average height??

Mallard Fillmore, most likely.

Well, "gorgeous" is the wrong word… modern/highly functional/having some sort of architectural cohesion.

"I was elected to represent the citizens of Runnymeade, West Virginia, not… the other Runnymeade…" Trump said while demanding payment by all citizens for living on the land under his God-protected rule and imprisoning people at random.

I was in Pittsburgh for the first time a couple months ago. All I know it for is the stereotypes of 30+ years ago. I seriously spent the whole time there - starting in the gorgeous airport - blurting, "Oh my god! This place is so beautiful/ clean/ cool/ interesting!"

I have gone to the mattresses over double spacing after a period. I've broken out visual aids, the works. I don't know why I took it on, but I actually convinced everyone in my department it just looks better.

I heard it was "Anti-Christ /Devil's Children" which even as a kid I thought was a pretty lame acronym.

I saw it when it first came out and after that scene there, seriously, was this energy in the air like we'd all just shared a significant experience. God, what a great scene.

"Hey, Steven, it's George. Just wanted to tell you how beautiful and powerful your new movie about the slave-ship revolt, Amidala, is."

The follow-up video is "Watch this laid-back deer make a gin & tonic - no, you know what? 2 gin & tonics - and do a crossword puzzle in the back yard"

I was passing through PA and Ohio in February. I forget what horrors were coming from the White House (probably things that'd seem quaint now), but I kept wanting to stick my head out the window as we drove along and scream, "Great job, dumbshits!" "Thanks a ton, assholes!" and such.

THE SUN SENT 500 REQUESTS TO HILLARY ASKING FOR HELP, AND SHE—!!

Yeah, it's also the kind of show, though, you get to be proud forever that you produced & aired.

Came here to say the same thing. Just finishing season 1 tonight, and keep talking about how much I love it, and respect the Wachowski's so much, and bravo to Netflix, and… and, of course.

Agreed.

"It all changed one fateful day. My parents and I were lost, down a back alley in a bad part of town. Suddenly, these men came out of the shadows. I thought we should buy them all lunch and ask the their stories and my dad said, 'You know, kiddo, you've got a good heart. You should help people. And I bet the fact