Security camera footage of drunk bro's in parking lots.

"Inhumans will be airing at a big farm upstate where there's lots of room to run, and plenty of other shows to play with."

Gaaahhh, that's what I get for paying attention to my job!

I think it was in two possible ways:
1. To feel morally vindicated when he inevitably does horrible things.
2. That it's certainly - theoretically - possible that "delusional, cruel, stupid, amoral, greedy, and megalomaniacal" turn out to be the qualities you really need to lead the country to previously unimagined…

"Yeah, he said a lot of crazy, racist, impossible, stupid, horrifying shit - but that was just saying anything at any given moment to get elected! I'm sure that once I've helped elect him in, he'll get serious and rational."

It really wasn't, although it's almost worth it for the thoroughly bad-ass moment of, "You beat death, Sloane. But you couldn't beat me."

Delicate and loving, but with just a Touch of Evil.

My response to the article was, "Oh, hey! Thomas Lennon got a network show! Good for him! Oh, wait… right…"

"Hey, Gary, whatcha doing?"
'Rebroadcasting Major League Baseball games. You?"
"Oh, you know. Bought some beer for some high school kids. Double-parked while I did it."
"Nice."

But surely there's some NDA involved? I mean, I hope there's a book to come, but can there be?

"There appears to be a white substance crusted on the victim's chest and neck."
"Probably toothpaste. Toothpaste smeared aaaaaallll over that bad girl."
"What? Um… No. No, we're thinking semen."
"Oh! Sure! Ha ha! Me too. Right-o! Get us a DNA sample. Chop chop, people!"

Caramel fuuuuudge,
In pint tuuuubs.

I love Thursdays. The difficulty fits the kind of narrow window of time I usually have in the morning, but it's also the one that usually has the visual element, where you feel like you're going crazy because you KNOW THE ANSWER, and then realize you have to do something like leave the box blank to mean the word…

Bill Clinton never forgets a bitch!

Shaft?

Sometimes he wears black shoes with a brown belt.

I can definitely see some correspondence between that and likely fan reaction.

If It's A Wonderful Life is the "More Than A Feeling" of movies, this is the "Come Sail Away."

Ah, that makes sense. I couldn't figure out how there was some actual explanation. Like, something in Moby Dick that references Spinoza that involves the ocean disappearing or something.

Detention for "willful defiance" by pointing out The Teacher's error.