I teach film and whenever it's relevant and show it I preface that some people really might want to not. No one ever believes me. "A B&W, silent movie?" they scoff…

Danette mentions the eye scene in "Chien Andalou" as if she should be self-conscious of it, but that scene/image is utterly horrifying. You can't get it out of your head for the rest of the day.

I'm confessing my ignorance and asking for an explanation.

"I don't know you… but you… I never forget a faaace… and I don't know you, either. Do either of you happen to know James T Kirk? You do? Oh, great!" [gets Ceti Eels]

Nobody ever fucks Martha and she always has to drive!

I certainly hope you got fired for that blunder.

Fast Times. Phoebe Cates… swimming pool… "Moving In Stereo." Oh, lord…

"ABC Still Thinks There's Gold in Them Thar Bergs" was RIGHT THERE

The greatest trick Demetri Martin every pulled…

Letting the days go by!
Let the water hold me down!

The Legend of Curly's God

"People kept telling me I was behaving dangerously and with a stunning, immoral, selfish disregard for the well-being for those I promised to help. So I got rid of those people and replaced them with yes-men. I have to say, things seem to be going much better!"

"They have a certain 'je ne sais quoi' but I don't know what it is."

From your lips to god's ears.

'Yes, that phrase is very keen. Thanks."

Have you heard this phrase before? "I fucking hate you so much my stomach hurts and I'm terrified for the future and all the suffering you're causing you fucking buffoon scumbag rapist bastard, you're a disgrace"? You've heard this?

I'm changing "dressing room" to "classroom." See what my students do with it. I think I should be able to get a lot of work done.

I was about to joke Cate Blanchett because of her new film where she plays all the different roles, then realized, oh, that's actually a great idea…

Oh, yeah, don't take me the wrong way - definitely wasn't meaning "paralyzed?! may as well be dead!". But tough in the way seeing a hardship has befallen anyone you feel connected to.

I was trying to sneak a peak at av club while my kids got their pajamas on. Now they're re saying, "what, dad? Why are you laughing? What's funny? Are you looking at your iPad?"