We're done with the 90s? Because if the 00s are retro now, I'm officially culturally nonexistent.

I wouldn't go into production with him. He'll tell you the budget's $737,000, but don't believe for a second he'll stop there.

I had to pause for a moment - I thought you were referring to Badger's Star Trek script on Breaking Bad, about the pie eating contest ("What kind of berries?" "Tulaberries" "That's Voyager, yo." "Fine! Blueberries!"). It seemed like excess vitriol for Badger.

I'd say pretty much every actor in the world wishes they could be half the star Ford was at his prime.

5. At least twice per day, all employees must nod at the screen and say, loud enough to be heard by others, "He makes a good point."

Christ, and that smug fucking grin Ryan has had since. It fills me with real fury. Just, a deep deep fury.

"The war was going exactly as planned"
[soldiers shooting people intercut with one-liners and laughing]
"Until one day…!"
[record scratch]
"Whad'ya mean the navy isn't coming to pick us up!?"
[dog tilts his head]
["I Feel Good" starts playing as civilian boats undergo hilarious antics trying to get the soldiers]

Recently I had Blondie's "Heart of Glass" going through my head for months. I didn't hear the song, nobody said anything like "pain in the ass" or "soon found out" or anything that could spur it. It was bizarre.

"The Death Star plans were just a red-herring!"

Oh, is that what happened? I went to the bathroom and then wondered why everyone looked so sad.

With Han off smuggling??
With Han so cranky??
With Han by her side??
With Han as her comic foil??
What?! What?!

Syndicate The B****!

It's too bad Apocalypse Now is already taken.

Delete it. I'm not saying it'll erase what happened, but… what if it did?

"I'm here to get fitted for armor?"
"Okay, first thing is will have to take a laser-reading of your breasts to make sure they fit them exactly, plus about 10% perkiness."
"Uh, it's armor. Can't it just leave a little extra room in the chest area?"
"Ha ha! You obviously don't understand how armor works."

My wife has a chronic illness and we had to have a meeting yesterday with HR to talk about how to progress with insurance. The whole meeting involved our rep talking about how careful we have to be because our insurance will scan our every move for an excuse to cut us off.

[Luke reaches in and checks Dak's pulse]

Oh, now you've done it. Disney task-force squads will be zip-lining in to your home or office any minute.

A celebrity friend? I'm out of it for a little while and everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur.

I've had a number of friends with successful businesses say basically this, too: This is a system that enabled me to be successful. I sure as hell won't reject that system now that I am successful.