Ladies Be Takin'!

WHY WILL THERE BE PEOPLE LIKE FRANK??

Although, I heard if you play it backwards, you can hear Alex Lifeson saying, "Why do I always have to do the guitar solos? Do you know how many blisters I have? And I never get any attention; it's all 'ooooh, Neil Peart…'. This sucks." so maybe you were right the first time.

There's a hippie-centric retreat I go to every year with hot springs where everyone soaks nude. It's about 300% less sexy than it seems like it should be.

They've come a long ways since they were REO Speedwagon.

Yeah, but it's worth it for your Internet to have that delightful accent!

A! is for All we think of him!
Q! is for how Quickly he can swim!
U! is for the Utter good he tries to do, and
A! is cuz if you're bad he'll Attack you.

Also fish sticks that have a chip in them, so they talk to you. And scream when you bite in to them.

Yeah, I can't fathom it either.

"And hey, man, even if that doesn't work out, you're still on the shortlist for the lead in that Confederacy of Dunces movie!"

"Quick, Batman! He's a surprisingly hydrodynamic swimmer, and if he gets to the water before us, we'll never stop him from shielding his young from the cold winter!"

Ordinary, average douche
Ordinary, average (average) douche

Amen - I need a massive tax-cut and deregulation in place for when that thing happens that makes me rich, suddenly. Like I invent a thing or start a company that does something.

"I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps… My only regret is that the plan isn't more violent."

And his partner? Danny DeMichael

To be fair, that was a brutally tough question: "Do you believe the thing you said?"

I know, it's like, "Another pun thread? Aria kidding me?"

"Mom! Dad! I got a job! I know! I'll be in D.C, working in journalism! I'm covering aspects of the executive branch. Hard to believe, isn't it? Straight out of college? What's that? What, specifically will I be doing? Um… well… so… uh oh, I'm headed in to a tunnel! G'bye!"

Recently I was having pretty recurrent chest pains - scared the hell out of me. I kept thinking, "I'm going to be one of those stories: 'Yeah, man; healthiest guy I knew. Boom. Makes you think. Makes you think.' I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU THINK!! I WANT TO BE HEALTHY."

Also heard at the wedding: "Seriously, I know he's famous, but who thought it was a good idea to let him give a toast?"