Avengers 4: Guardians of the Galaxy 3

Avengers 4: Yeah, Sure, Tony Stark'll Be There, I Guess. But He's Done Doing Core-Strengthening, and He's Going To Ad-Lib His Lines. Also, He's Not Really Up For The Whole "Costume/Make-Up" Thing.

Enhance your calm.

FRANCE! FRANCE! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?? THERE'S STILL TIME FOR YOU!!

Oh, so I should stop blaming Jeffy and Dolly?

We have reached the point where "purple monkey dishwasher" would be a sign of improvement.

And I would punch 500 times,
Then I would punch 500 more,
Just to be the king of old Britain
And then I'd punch down your door.

But why would they do that? What would they possibly have to gain?

Dame slowed majors

"At the ninth hour, Jesus cried out in a loud voice, 'My God, My God, why have you just left me standing, alone in a world that's so cold?!'"

I'm sad that there's almost no chance something that awesome will ever happen to me, and I like to think I have at least a few story gems.

Frere Jacques!

Other great humor moments:
Calling Neo "Coppertop"
"Make me someone important… like an actor."
Setting off the metal detector because they're literally covered in guns. "Holy shit!"

I have seen Thunderdome more times than any rational-thinking person should, and every time the monkey brings Max the water in the desert I think, "Jesus! Don't just pour the water all over your face!! You only have that one wineskin of it!!"

I liked the kiss/ resurrection just barely, because of its metaphoric consistency. I liked the idea that it is the connection to the divine (the holy ghost/ the trinity) that brings back the savior. I also liked that it is plugging-in to the divine that imbues him with true life.

I remember Living Daylights as being a giant, incomprehensible blast.

My God, Bond is attempting re-entry!

Oh dear God, that's embarrassing…

They're the original odd couple!

Not enough people have heard of this "Rhode's Island"