I thought the same thing. "Oh O'Neal, you scamp, that's just— oh, Jesus it's a quote…"

That song title is a paradox: If you spell it correctly, you've spelled it incorrectly, because you're an elitist lefty who cares about spelling.

"Well, AV Club commenters, in a sense, you're all failures. But in another, more accurate sense, Powerthirteen is the failure."

He really is a pretty good actor. But can he do a grind thingy? On that Broadway stage over there?

You could point to some career-high work as an actor just in that same film, but, nope: squealing!

"Dis morning I am having ze most beautiful piece of strudel. I am enjoying ze strudel. Goebbels is enjoying ze strudel. Und zen I get vord ve haff invaded Denmark."

I've wished that, too.

He said they should be "illegal" which is a bill I'd very much like to see the wording of.

Oh, that whole "he raped Ivana thing" is just gossip based on nothing more that court testimony given by the victim while under oath.

I thought of that about half way through "talking" and decided, meh, I'll finish it.

A Talking Host!?!

"Hmmmm… I don't know… humor seems a little easy… Boccacio?! Fuck yeah, bro!"

Bad Nuns

But that way, every time you start to get overwhelmed with words and descriptions and allusion and… you can flip back to the cover. Ahhhh… So simple. So photogenic.

I'd want to, that's for sure. I really still like to believe people can grow. I don't know that I could believe it based on the article, but it would certainly open me to the possibility.

Lethal Weapon 2 also skipped the opening credits pretty much entirely.

A desperate season 2 will introduce their manager, Bill Mantrunk.

Skull islands for some, giant skyscrapers for others!

Too sapphic? Probably depends on the network.

Put the thermometer in a pot of hot water for a moment, try it again, put Jones down to eliminate the incredible suffering someone with a fever of 137 must be enduring.