Trump/Pence's America. Neither 'bright' nor 'gay' is acceptable for women.

Fuck yeah!!

Is it me??!! I get to be in Episode VIII?! I'm royalty?!

Now that you mention it, I just feel certain that movie about Jake Gittes and stealing water in LA wasn't always called Philippinestown…

Flarn!

Oh, thank god; you see it, too!!

I did think, when he said he bombed Syria after seeing images of "beautiful babies," "Okay, so seeing children murdered evokes an emotional response in Trump. That is surprising, so perhaps it's progress?" Then decided he was lying and it was opportunism, and he's probably not entirely clear on what other people…

Not to overthink this, but what are the time-constraints? If I want to cast, say, Citizen Kane, can I put 1980 Meryl Streep in it?

I thought that chapter was horrifying. How there were people waiting for her to get off the plane, to video her finding out she was fired and hated? Jesus. Yeah, it was a dumb joke, and insensitive, but it was kind a nothing joke, too.

"He got off easy." - Millenium F. Trujillo

You doing okay?

"No, Luke… I am your father."
"No. That's impossible. That's impossible!!"
"Ha ha, no of course not. Just fucking with you. Wouldn't that be weird, though? Yeah, I killed him. Lover's spat. Ahhh! I'm fucking with you again!"

I'm not sure I've ever eaten a Wendy's burger. But I would buy one a week forever if they took on Trump.

Ssssiiiigh…

"It's time for Jedi to endure the hardship of responsibility of guarding peace and order again. What's that look for? Oh, you thought I was saying what? ha ha ha ha! Oh, Rey."

Oh, no, I'm confident that's all there is to it. Luke says that, hangs a "closed" sign on Jedi School, and the rest of the movie is him playing solitaire.

Annyong!

Brad Bird was the perfect choice.

Seeing me watch Into Darkness would be like a video of me losing my temper in extreme slow-motion.

BOOOO!!! MAKE THE JOKE!!!