He said his favorite book is All Quiet On The Western Front. Oddly, he changes the subject if asked about its content or what he likes about it.

The Board Game That Couldn't Slow Down

"Would you like a biggie-small fries with your All Eyez On Me happy meal?"

She could play Michael Caine's mom, perhaps.

I haven't seen it since the mid-80s, but I remember really liking it. Not as a work of art or anything, but just as a generally enjoyable movie. I'm afraid to revisit it, particularly because of the talent involved.

To be fair, number 7 did blow my mind.

"Defunding EPA. Bad for glass."

Wow, mine's "Fucking Hell, This Humidity… It's Like There's A Lead X-Ray Blanket On Me All The Time. Christ"!

Exactly. Though, to be fair, the EPA has already more than sufficiently quantified and proven the presence, danger, and impacts of climate change, while B&R still needs the scientific analysis.

What killed the AV Club commenting dinosaurs? The Disq-ice age!

"My god, what has he done to the city!? It looks technically like it's real, but two-dimensional and in the uncanny valley of unrealism! Curse you, Directorman!"

True, but identifying the worst thing about that movie would require a well-funded research institute and thousands of man hours.

"People used to want to know who the alien robot car was, and why was it punching!"

Remember how some of them didn't even wear flag pins?? **shudder**

Let's assume the full description had to be edited down so the show wouldn't run over

Too tired to fight it today. I'm just going to let these puns slide.

I have the funniest response to this. It actually uses a Simpsons quote and a pun, while drawing parallels to current events. It's currently in the conceptual stage, and I should begin writing it in August, barring delays. Stay tuned.

I think of Costingtons, the store from Simpsons

Exactly! It showed us that the guitar and the synthesizer can co-exist! 1984 is all about hope! And unity! And hot teachers!

How come Punisher doesn't dance anymore?