Could Steve Vai play a guitar solo so awesome that not even Steve Vai could match it?

Note: Univision is all. All is Univision. Bow down before the singularity before it destroys you.

Never tell him the odds (of mechanical malfunction)

Really, he's in that rarified "Bill Murray" strata, where he could do just about anything and between his earned goodwill, charisma, and lovable "don't-give-a-fuckness"? Be just fine.

I see you've played phasey-bat'lethy before

Don't listen to him! We love that about you! Your delightful contradictions! Your embrace of the unknowable! Your joie de vivre! Er… joie de mort!

He was also in the Jon Cryer movie, Dudes. I may be the only person on earth who's seen it.

"Listen to me! The Wokking Dead! It's a COOKBOOK!"

Join us tonight on "The A-talk-alypse" with a surprise guest!

Happy-fun-time ethical question: He's getting in the area of $15 million a year. Would you, for that much money, say the things he says, spread the ideas he spreads, knowing the impact they have?

I don't know that he specifically brought anything to Greenzo on 30 Rock, but the character was fun, and he played it well. Also was able to quickly lose the, "Oh, hey, it's Ross" which has to be worth something?

The Russian government has also reportedly posted several Simpsons quotes on their official website.

Ha ha ha! It's true! We're such dog-paddlers!

If the commentariat but knew of the upvotes Truffleberry had for them, they would rend their online profiles! Cry "Flagged!" and unleash the dogs of snark!

The concept of flags has never clicked for me - the idea of rallying around it, pledging allegiance to it, etc. But seeing the rainbow flag, it sort of clicked how the idea of unifying under a banner could be inspiring for a section of people who would so very, very often feel alone and powerless. Could be such a…

"Is, uh… is that Beholder male or female?"
"Let's just find a second one and hope for the best."

AAHHHH!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! I— WHA— I CAN'T— AAAAAAHHHHH!!! AH! AH! AH!… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

I listened to an interesting interview with a British reporter the Putin kicked out, who talked about Trump studying his techniques. He said the thing that will likely make him fail is he lacks Putin's strategic intelligence, but also the lack of state-controlled media.

Rhymes so tight
they like mental burpees.
Make all those other mc's
bad as lentil slurpees.

"I eat… your brains!" [bashes in zombie's head with a bowling pin]