Really, though, you could copy/paste that sentiment in to discussions of most films.

The trunk scene and the hotel scene in Out of Sight are two of the sexiest scenes of all time.

Interesting point. Man, I need to think about this, perhaps while enjoying a nice, crisp 7Up. The pause that refreshes.

And did anyone ever notice he goes by "AA" WHICH ARE THE ONLY UNQUALIFIED A'S ASSOCIATED WITH HIM?!

But there must be hundreds of "AA Dowd never gives things high ratings" jokes still to be made! Hundreds!

"Now as far as salary—"
"Do I look like I need the god damn money?! Can you or can you not ensure me 7-8 uninterrupted hours of sleep, at least 3 times a week?"
"Uh, yeah, sure."
"DEAL."

They'll need someone with genuine class.

Well, yes, the characters will all be CGI.
And, yes, the foliage will also by CGI.
The landscape and scenery? Digitally rendered versions of real places.

Well, Xanderpuss, I want Beyonce for my all new film, Beyonce The Valley of the Dolls

*cough* "narc!" *cough*

There's a student at the high school where I teach named Indiana Jones.

I'm not familiar with that - should I look it up, or am I happier not knowing?

The opening shot/scene is terrific. So sublimely cool.

Don't Trust The Ivy in Apartment 23

Two vaguely dissatisfying tastes, that taste, you know, I guess… fine… can't point to specific negatives, but just kind of… not good… together

I run my M&Ms through a food processor, then warm them and scoop up the pulpy goo with my hands. It's pointless, a structural mess, yet strangely satisfying.

In grad school I had to teach a lesson on Joyce's Ulysses to a seminar of undergrads and my advisors.

Title card: Justice League 2

Rumor Time: Huh, apparently Krysten Ritter plays guitar, and was raised in Shikshinny, PA.

It's fun, because I get to have a moment of self-awareness that I'm feeling incredible frustration that I'm unable to put a mildly amusing observation on the internet!