Yeah, but he thinks Asian chicks are hot.

No, no, no; I see the mistake. That wasn't Donald Trump singing a love song to Emma Thompson in The Tall Guy, it was a singing pair of dirty underwear. Totally understandable mix-up.

I'd feline if I said it hadn't occurred to me.

Come to Oregon - we were into assisted suicide before it went all mainstream.

And supplementally, would it be the end or the world/ should Scott be imprisoned if he answers that question in the sequel

Where does this "stairs" thing stem from? I haven't heard anything about it.

"Hey, can I get some healthcare?"
"No healthcare! Profit!"
"But I needed—"
"Profit! Profit! Profit! Profit!"

Does anyone else still have moments of realization that kind of stop you in your tracks? Like, you understand at you core that this is real? He's the president?

That entire interview is stunning and disturbing - At no point is he asked about Brexit but he brings up that he was right about it, what, a dozen times? More? He says that he's always right about everything at least a dozen times. It disturbing to read even if it's not coming from a president, because it is…

Hey, you know women? Right? Women?

I remember two things about my dream last night:
1. I was writing a script with Oswalt, and we got to talking about his wife and trying to raise a kid on his own. It was a really down-to-earth dream.

I laugh at your fart! We are friends again! HEY!

If that somehow turned out to be the case, it would still make more sense than reality.

Ooh, maybe there will be a movie about how Sony first acquired Spiderman and came up with their ideas!

I guess we'll finally understand why, when she calls him a nerfherder, he gasps and says, "Who told you?! before regaining his composure.

Oh god, it's going to be some awful, labored, "That Han, always doing things solo" conversation, isn't it.

Yeah, ha ha ha…

It's incredible that the entirety of the strategy for pushing it is "You said you'd recall Obamacare, so are you gonna or not? Huh? Huh? You said!" Nobody's pretending it's a good plan.

"See this shirt? This is my exact chest x-ray, if I could still afford to see a doctor about this persistent cough."

I try to wish self-awareness on him. That way I can pretend I'm being enlightened, even though I actually just want him driven mad by his own behavior and beliefs.