This peace-time military budget goes to 11

I'm really thinking today about how there's 3 likely outcomes of this AHCA vote:
1. It passes and is a disaster. Republicans are fucked because they just hurt millions of Americans.
2. It fails. Republicans are fucked because they can't even pass a first piece of legislation when they control everything, and a…

I wondered for a while if Cheney/Ayles/ et al had fits of "What have we done?" seeing the current political landscape, but it seems more likely - and more ominous - that it's more like, "Wow, we could have taken things much further."

I remember being very philosophical (between fits of rage), that, hey, this is how democracy works! The people make bad decisions, learn, and become stronger!

Gaaahh! You said it three times! Now she's appeared in an office in the West Wing!

There's a gentleman here for you who'd like to role-play forcing you to quarter troops in your private residence.

Winning The War On Clear Articulation

I remember as a kid thinking, "That space monkey needs a raspy, smoker's voice and an unsettling undercurrent of tragedy."

Lindsay Lohan is in the new Justice League movie??

"I've only got a fraction of a second to finish this teaser poster before the deadline!"

IDIOT. That dot configuration is CLEARLY signaling us that the film will be a metaphor for the genocide of the American Indian.

"Issa people gonna hang demselves to get erections?"

"What are you doing?"
"Taking off my blaster. Did that never happen to you?"
"Blasters must be taken off every day, I'm tired of telling you that."

No, the first thing was the title card WHICH WAS ALSO SPOILED FOR ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, POSTER & AD CAMPAIGN.

" I can't explain it. It's as if she's simply lost the will to come up with outrageous 'space names.'"

Englebert Humperdink

I was actually wondering how much Rabin was writing for effect/ exaggerating, and then got to those quotes. Holy shit. How do you write - and presumably read over at least once? - that and not think, "Ooh, boy, that sounds a bit much…"

Gandalf and the Cloak of many Colors

Sigh… what did I think would happen when I looked at the comment history?

Nonsense. All ethnic groups act in homogenized packs.