[producer looks at you blankly, patiently waiting for your point]

I remember in, like, '92 someone asking if I had an email address and kind of scoffing, snobbishly, "Uh, no."

Also "digital."

Around then I did a presentation for a grad school class about "The Next Great Transformation" of the internet, moving us from the cynical, all-capitalism all-the-time post-modern era to something new, bold, and focused on humanism.

I abandoned my old one a bit a go for the Disqus one. It was surprisingly (embarrassingly) difficult to let go of. "But all those upvotes! The comment history! NO ONE WILL KNOW!!"

Eh, I could go Eichner way

Check out the big brain on Breezy!

"So, anyone up for a game of strip Game of Thrones? I said, is anyone up for— you guys, I know you can hear me."

How so? This is a looka great at view for me.

I still remember an interview with Murray before the sequel came out, where he was asked if it would be called "Ghostbusters 2" and his response was, "Oh, God no. We deserve to fail if the best we can come up with is 'Ghostbusters 2.'"

It's nice to think so, isn't it?

They'll reboot it - that's what they do. That's all they do!

A black male named William Hughes has been taken into custody for this typo.

"Hey sarge, there's another black male! And look over there! 4 more!"

The Fever Pitch Perfect Storm

They couldn't get Murray, so Tom Hanks is playing him.

IT'S THE. UNDERDOG. FEELGOOD. STORY. OF. THE. YEAR.

I'm glad to get the clarification, though. Never seen it, but that had me curious.

Ah, he'll be cryin' himself to sleep tonight on his gigantic pilla.

And he's great in it, too, really. Even just holding his own among the rest of that cast is note-worthy.