I agree, but I also think we need to pause and appreciate the cleverness of your username. I approve, heartily.

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Amen,brother (or sister)

It does help, though, knowing he's wearing jeans, because if he'd picked the kid up, the interviewer might have said, "Would you like to take your daughter out?" "Uh… no… we're fine. Thanks."

Cue Card 1: I'm here to tell you the truth, because it's Christmas.

My wife insists on watching it every year. And every year I roll my eyes and grumble. And then, fifteen minutes in, I'm hooked. Again.

With the extent of gerrymandering / % of incumbent re-election, I think a lot of them aren't.

I feel like the correspondent question is, "At what point do GOP politicians believe the situation will no longer personally profit them?"

This breakfast place I really like sometimes - but not always - asks for your favorite band to call out when your order's ready. Which seems great, but something about someone asking to yell your favorite band to a roomful of strangers makes me freeze up every time.

Try the "It's-A-Trap-accino"!

**Goes to bathroom and gets something out of the medicine cabinet. Closes cabinet and TRUMP ARTICLE IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND ME IN THE REFLECTION**

Yeah, which also makes me sad. I really enjoy the sort of "exercise" of trying to come up with witticisms, but it definitely can consume a chunk of time. AV Club 'tough love' maybe.

OSCARS SAYS GLADIATOR IS BETTER THAN TRAFFIC OR CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON

Oh, I have no actually issues with her accent. I just wanted to make a dumb Dick Van Dyke joke. In truth, Theron could be cast as Bobby Kennedy or Coretta Scott King and I'd still give her the benefit of the doubt, out of pure respect and adoration.

Me too. And not just because of being reminded that "World's End" - a movie I refer has having 'come out recently' - was actually 4 years ago.

Paul Rudd has a Mac Tonight clip, if you'd like to see it.

Few remember McDonald's short-lived Clash send up, "Somebody's Got Burgers"

This glue sometimes mixes horizontal and vertical stripes.

Our chief weapon is referencing Monty Python! Monty Python and The Simpsons!

O, it's a jawlee 'awliday wiv Charlize!