Why is that racist? Oh, are both of those men black? I guess I'd never noticed.

Andy Rooney's rant about doctors and their complicated, new-fangled "stethoscope" really put him on the map.

Idiocracy was always better to remember than actually watch, but would it even be enjoyable right now? I mean, with Judge there, that would make it worthwhile, but it just sounds hard to watch.

Weary, audibly bored narration: "I didn't know why Crow's New Hair upvoted me. Maybe, in that moment, he wondered where Firefly was. Maybe he wondered how old I was in dog years. Not just one of them - it could be two things…"

Look, this commentariat is family. It's family. Is AV Club going to turn it's back on the family that this familial family is?

I know, how am I supposed to know if they really, really, really, consider themselves a family?

Not shown is the scene where the girl's dad rationalizes getting a mermaid heart off the black market, saying any father would do the same god damn thing for their child.

Ha ha, that's cute. You're a sweet kid. [pats Kangaroosevelt's cheek]. You keep chasing rainbows.

God I miss having enough time to play Civ… (I have two little kids)

After a few rounds of Pandemic: Legacy, you're so stressed and the board is so catastrophically altered you do, really, need something to take the edge off.

I haven't heard this notion of dislike on their part - what's the reasoning? And/or where is this idea stemming from?

I like you.

Wait, first they screw with the comments layout, and now they're adding articles?!

Counterpoint: Nothing is great about this layout.

I thought the idea was that Dwarves were Scots, Hobbits were rural/northern English, and Elves were southern English. I could be completely wrong on that.

And it's only $45 at Macy's Fragrance Counter!

I KNEW YOU HATED ME… [slams computer shut, sobbing]

The Clap. Or as we call it on the west coast, "Pennsylvania Alarm Clock."

It is a semantics battle I've had to kind of let go of.

They should pressure him to be more like Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks, just to see what happens.