A deeply terrible Golan-Globus (I think?) movie, in which a 16-year-old Kidman manages to be aneurysm-inducingly cute, despite a bad case of 80s hair

And that's saying something!

I see she's played clappy-ringy before!

"Have a seat, sir. Looks like the preferred haircut under that number is the 'reverse mohawk.'"

I assume he's just found a nice, quiet place in the suburbs. He'll be back within a month.

Spike, watching Angel save someone, narrating to himself: “How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a night thing? ‘No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. And now, I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad…

Not that he was offered and/or refused, but I'm sure it was a tough call to take anything on that asked him to be English, out of fear of never escaping it. Platinum blonde English would have been extra tough.

"I got the totally mad power, bro!!"

Sounds like somebody needs the soothing soft-rock of Sting's "Russians."

They will also force the studio to conduct a funeral.

"You are one litigious mother fucker."

Won't someone PLEASE think of the batmen?!

You're right - I'd completely forgotten about that. Man, that movie is such a good example of how someone can destroy their own argument, no matter how valid at its core.

I'm not sure, but the last name is pronounced "Fly-nin"

Okja… Joon-Ho! Okja… Joon-Ho!

Narrator: Easteros noticed that Giamatti had started his lumberjack beard.

Oh, how did you like Lion Bite X-Treme? I've heard mixed things. Sounds like people who use it really keep the weight off, though.

And said outright that using a breast pump is revolting.

Wouldst thou, couldst thou on a train?

I still hate Donald Trump.