Walking Dead does it with no profanity, though! I mean, remember how powerful and intense that season finale was when Rick says they have "no idea who they're screwing with"? Good stuff.

"USA's true crime" is what most people call his being elected.

That actor? James Franco.

I, for one, welcome our new comic book script overlords; and remind them that as a trusted online commenter could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their CGI factories.

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
[pause]
"Oh, hey, I just realized we're actually in Chinatown! Crazy! I meant, you know, how we used to not get involved because we'd— well, you know what I meant. But that's hilarious that we're also in Chinatown! Life's kooky, isn't it?"

"How many more lives could I have saved?! This pan! This— wait, did I just say pan? Ha ha ha! 'Pan'. 'Oh instead of that omelet I could have saved a life!' ha ha! Okay, fuck me, let's do this bastard again."

Hey, sometimes obsessively using longer, bigger, powerful tubes to relentlessly penetrate those you wish to overpower is just that. Nothing to analyze here.

Is it really? I don't remember that - when is that from? I'm not a Trekker, really, but I'd suppose I'm 'trekker-adjacent.'

Bingeing All Your Days Even Though You Know - You KNOW - You're Going To Regret It In The Morning, And The Days Are Starting To Blur Together But, Well, One More Day And Then It's Off To Bed. Definitely

I've imagined them discovering us and thinking about making contact, then after study saying, "You know, they're clearly working through some stuff? Let's hold off for a bit."

"Wow, this is awful. A lot to take in. Well, I've still got the concert tour for Bowie's new album to look forward to, right? Always look on the bright side? Doc? Okay, what."

I really, really want someone to feed him the idea that the Earth is flat. I honestly believe he'd run with it.

I hardly think we go in for that sort of thing around here.

They guarantee, in writing, that it's nowhere near the edge of the Earth.

Obligatory: https://frinkiac.com/meme/S…

And "Pink Houses"

Now, no need to get upset. Why don't you go listen to that sweet love song, "Every Breath You Take." That'll cheer you up!

Oh, I'm not worried about an investigation; just the sheer, staggering, brain-frying cognitive dissonance and/or idiotic audacity of it all.

I got a tattoo of a seatbelt so I don't get pulled over when I'm driving topless!

I honestly thought I was numbing, but when I saw that he was demanding investigation to Schumer and Pelosi for ties to Russia, I was literally stopped in my tracks and had to confirm it because I thought there was no way it was true.