Being a prior pariah sounds like a case for Bob Loblaw.

IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF QUESTION.

Oh, really? How disappointing. Hm, now how to get myself back to my less accurate, but more logical belief…

Sentient Dirty Sponge.

They're still there in the parking lot, unwrapped, and haven't spoiled.

I'd heard that was because what he says in German is "He's not wearing shoes" or something to that effect, and Karl doesn't understand what to do with that information.

"I got the blaster. You got the galactic senate. It’s all in the game though, right?”

Did you know spaceships and lasers make no sound in space?? But we're sitting through Star Wars movies like a bunch of SAPS!?

I just figured he was playing it safe. Bad guy? Empty gun. Idiot who doesn't know how to use a gun and might shoot McClane? Empty gun. That or just because he's awesome.

"You're extremely punctual in arriving to the party, pal!"

It can be four things.

Yes, but he'll always be Picard to me.

Lately, for me, it's Bob's Burgers and re-watching Breaking Bad.

Every time I see an ad for "The Young Pope" (so, hourly), I start singing, "Young poooope, reign freeeee tonight!"

Judith = biblical name. Armstrong = athlete from Texas. She's fine.

I remember - between bouts of anger and shock - feeling optimistic during W, because I thought, "Okay, this is the idea behind democracy. The people make terrible decisions, learn, and grow, rather than having a select few choose our destiny."

If someone had told you, say 2006/post-Katrina, that you ain't seen nothin' yet, would you have believed it? I wouldn't have. Like, even if they could verify they were from the future, I wouldn't have believed where we were headed. And once they told me who got elected in 2016, I would have known they were fucking…

He reminds of a time when we really set the pie higher.

Truly.

From your lips to God's ears.