It does seem like common sense, most of the time, but there's a weird hyper-sensitivity that's exhausting. No, I'm not going to feel bad that I just "spoiled" that Sonny gets gunned down at the tollbooth. It's a 40 year old movie and a famous scene.

"Imminent declining appreciation of"

I'll um, I'll be right back. There's some bulk shopping I need to do.

"When I heard the sizzling and squealing I whipped around to see what it was. In fact, I turned so quickly that - ah, ooh, hoo boy - now I just can't move my neck without vague, indefinable but definitely real pain."

Wh—-?? You're suggesting brunettes don't go strawberry blonde as they age?!

Well, that story took a depressing turn.

"If Bullwinkle got along with Boris and Natasha? Guess what, folks - That'd be a good thing, okay?"

This is the prestigious, gritty reboot - you can tell it's going to be highbrow because of the "The"

Brown, to those who are stranded, over a bullhorn: "You're still here? The hurricane's over. Go home. Go."

The writer basically says Soderbergh ruined his script, and the two of them have a surprisingly meaningful, in-depth (and kind of hostile) discussion of story ownership, what the writer thought the film should do, etc.

What a feeling of Isolation

I really like them for classics, when it's scholars/filmmakers really digging in. Or when there's a compelling discussion/disagreement on the evolution of the film (as in The Limey).

In high school a friend and I went to UHF and were the only two in the theater. It was like a perfect movie experience.

They call in the Allentown Brothers to deal with the situation

Well, this morning I really liked my outfit, then the first thing someone said to me when I got to work was, "Wow, that's quite the outfit." So… you know… I've got some good sprinting-blocks for feeling bad.

His roar when Han died (is that still necessary?) translates to: "I mourn this moment, but knew that his life - like all human lives - was but a flicker of beautiful light, sparking above the fire of time. I mourned his death the day we met."

"Nobody ever worries about fist-bumping a droid."

Well, it's always possible the jamboxdotcom has Florence Nightingale bookmarked on Google images for all the wrong reasons, I suppose.

Did I think I would read this newswire and not feel worse about the world?

Dennis Moore
Dennis Moore
He steal from the rich!
And gives to the poor!