Oh, you know there'll be an ashton of them before it's over.

I did the same thing.

I'm hearing it as "Benny & The Jets"

How many times do you think someone said "Guess winter really is coming, ha ha!" before someone blew up at them?

I had a democracy of "snowflakes"
IT DIED! IT DIED!
The president told us alternative-facts
HE LIED! HE LIED!

Well, first the body lives longer, next the mind will stay sharp, then after that we'll be able to maintain a quality of life longer. Man, by 2175 it's gonna be sweeeeeet!

Maybe I'm just exhausted. Because I 100% do, too… but I just want to cross this off the to-do list, I guess.

He hates the hell out of Allstate

I suppose it's worth calling them out for transparently cancelling the book because it's no longer profitable instead of for moral reasons, but with everything happening, isn't it enough that "Hey, a hate-mongering scumbag's 15 minutes are up"?

"Man, I haven't hunted in ages! Hope I remember how, ha ha! Seriously, though, maybe I'll just warm up a bit by taking out the kid. Let's see, got the old 3-dot laser-sighting dealio right here. Check. Aaaaaand… kablooie! Ah, like riding a space-bike."

Please join the happy couple as they dance beside Edgar Allan Poe's grave.

Pretty sure we won't be able to wran-gil mour puns out of this one…

"What is this love that loves us? That comes from nowhere. From all around. That makes us feel kind of funny, like when we use to climb the rope in gym class."

If you have to be in a dystopian hellscape, wouldn't it be nice to know it has artistic vision and cool cars?

On a positive note: eventually it's Fury Road!

So You Think You Can Purge

So have a good shame,
As you endure pain,
in the class-room,
Smacked down
by
the cane

I'm reading that in Teddy's voice, and it really sells it.

"You only list 10 Disney princesses here."
"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Cinderella."

That depends - have you traveled the world and the seven seas?