It probably wouldn't be worth having the globe plunged into centuries of ice age to get rid of gerrymandering… but I'd want to make a quick pro/con list before making the call.

True. I guess my hope - and it is almost certainly a naive one - is that the climate will be one that that goes so against everything he wants to be his surroundings that it expedites his leaving, meaning less of exactly that sort of thing.

I love knowing that the mocking and disrespect gets to him. It can, to some extent, change what could be ineffectual tantrums into a form of protest.

Dodged a bullet this time, BalaBAM

ALLEGEDLY!!

This.. candy… ribbons… better!

A lot of stupid people in the world?? Psh. Give me one example of that in the last few months, I defy you.

Especially because it's mildly funny at first as you assume the joke is how dumb Harrelson is, and then Downey just running with it elevates it

"Soundtrack to feature Dawes and I Bent My Wookie"

"When I get goat testicles, I'm gonna bang bang bang bang…"

Speaking of Springsteen belting things out, if you haven't seen the clip of him getting a request to play "(Goes to show) You Never Can Tell" and (after pointing out that's not actually one of his songs) he and the band figuring it out on stage and then just blasting it, it can be a reminder of goodness in humanity. …

Dude, you got to use the speaker cord from a record player. The orgasm just has a warmer feel to it.

Yeah, I suppose so. And that's valid, that he has an moral obligation to quit ( Ideally in a Network-esque breakdown in which he decries the whole administration) (and tells us to go to the window and yell we're mad as hell, because that would be super cool), but that level of career sabotage would take a fair chunk…

I use to think it was really fun to throw lawn darts straight up in the air and watch them come down toward my face, then step out of the way at the last second.

I'm, to some degree, holding off judgment of Spicer until he's no longer press secretary (well, except for the gum thing; gyuck), and, ideally, writes about his experience. He's in a horrible position - all press secretaries are to some extent, but he's really in an unprecedented one.

"Please! You've got to keep livin'!" [sobs] "L!" [sobs] "I-V-I!" [sobs] "N!"

Cronenberg's Alien chest-bursting scene would be 11 minutes long.

Batman screaming "Fuck you! Fuck all of you!" at the villains - or, hell, the bystanders - would be worth the price of admission.

Now the sun shines
Bright as Doris Day
Oh please, God, wake meee!

And yet wham! bam! there is! your pun!