Here in central Oregon we've had record snows, and record highs. On Tuesday we got 8 inches of snow in 4 hours. Wednesday it was above 50.

"Good evening, mister Wick. Welcome to The Continental. Man, it's great here. The air is clean. The water is clean. Even the dirt is clean! Bowling averages are way up. Mini-golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other assassin hotel. I'm telling you, this place is great!"

Too highbrow, and once it was explained to them, too… middle eastern…

One of the nice things about being here in 2017.

"For fuck's sake, Bannon, have a little panache."

"People keep asking me how it got burned. And up 'til now, I haven't really had an answer…"

If they just follow the example of the 3rd Matrix film - and have almost none of it take place in the world of assassins, and explain that John can now communicate with dogs because he's crossed over - it should work out great!

HAHAHAHA! Hey! Hey, Weezer is a French band! Throw shade again!

I suggest a day planner to keep it straight.

"Citizens of Earth! This moment of our meeting confirms that life is a near infinite tapestry! That there is wisdom to be shared across the very expanses in space's void! So we're all doing shots!"

But enough about his speaking style!

In Scotland it's "Or fook off wit' ye!"

"[My doctor] said it's no problem."

There is, of course, a solution to all of these: Have Melania played by a woman.

I sincerely love this news. And I love this idea.

I'm readin' double here! Four Fancyarcher comments!

"A Longitudinal Study on the Cause-Effect Correlation of Punching and Bad Guys."

Strange things are afoot at the Red Circle

If Bay doesn't vanish, laughing, in a cloud of sulfur after they sign the contract… well, that'd be a damn shame.

I have high hopes for this up and comer Frederick Douglass, that Trump was talking about!