If you wrote a parody story of someone insecure about their manhood / penis-size, the "Trump" character would seem a little over-the-top. A little too obvious.

He was inspired by the classic, "Fuck Tha Oxford Komma"

Favorite moment for Arrested Development, season 4:

If someone offers you a mug for the beer, and you want to tell them that your stein trumps their mug, they're could be violence and madness.

I believe you mean Hidden Fences.

I definitely thought that said "Madonna" at first, and the photo at the top added surprising new layers of "Wow, she's not looking great"

Ooh, I bet he's about to start vaping!

Give it another tug. See what happens.

That's right. I upvoted someone complimenting me. I'm a blackhole of need, sue me.

Government subsidies of products people need is the only thing that stands between us and socialism!

"What, do you have to wipe EVERYONE out, Michael?!"
"I don't feel I need to wipe everyone out, Tom. Only my enemies. #Business."

On the card they read, under the title of the winner it says in parentheses, "Does it hurt? Are you gonna cry? Does it make your sensitive little actor heart sad?"

" [exasperated groan] Okay, when I say 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' and press down on your foot, you smile and nod."

And then angrily snapping, "Great plan, Bart."

Pleasebegood. Pleasebegood. Pleasebegood. Pleasebegood. Pleasebegood.

With W there was constant outrage, but there was - I hate to admit - a certain exhilaration to the outrage. Now? Fear. You're exactly right. Palpable fear.

"You looked good."
"Really?"
"No, you look depressed."

[crosses fingers]

Yeah, hearing Paul Ryan this morning saying, "The republicans are on the same page as the president" wasn't surprising, but it was devastating.

And where's YOUR Newswire?!