What are they going to say about the game? What? That it was a fun game? That it was a challenging game? That it had graphics? That it had story? Bullshit, man!

Don't even get me started on how the Seven Samurai game wound up as Mortal Kombat…

1. Someone has the ball.
2. Everyone tackle that person.

For starters, it definitely hasn't been 40 years since The Wire premiered. And second, I don't think a music album is the best way to commemorate that landmark show.

"Fear will keep the local systems from saying 'expecially.' Fear of this battle station."

So she doesn't have the diploma, but earns her J.E.D.?

"I am a Jedi, like my father before me."
"Jedus."
"What?"
"You are a 'jedus', like your father before you."
"Okay, that's terrible. But I'm also not sure now is the moment for grammar."
"If you cannot speak properly, then you will DIE." [blasts Luke with force-lightning]

It's A Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi, Jedi Galaxy!

I'm old enough to remember the delightful schoolyard game, "Smear the queer." I'm not quite old enough to remember "ding-dong ditch" being called "n*****r knocking," but I remember someone telling me that's what it was called and - as a kid - thinking, "Is that a thing black people do? Like, in black neighborhoods…

How many terrorist attacks on American soil since he's been president?

"Anyone… worth killing…. is worth… killing… slowly…"

So 40 minutes of tripping over shrubbery, and 31 minutes of the characters laughing at their own jokes.

It also flows very nicely. I mean, it's unfortunate, and a little ooky, but it's not like people keep saying "Hidden Moonlight."

Good lord. I'm sorry.

I actually figured I should wrap it up and get back to work. I'm glad someone's continuing to rant the good rant.

I read too quickly and thought you'd written, "I'm not technically a screensaver…" and was momentarily concerned for your self-esteem.

Well… she called it "The Aristocrats!"

"Rats, I Did The Same Thing I Did Previously!"

In a great moment of poetry, but crappy moment for personal finance, I was watching when they announced that win; I said, "WHAT??" and at that exact moment the TV blew out.

Fucking triangles! How do they work?!