**Dusts off teleplay for The Adventures of James Jones**

"You'll never be her. You'll only ever be the person who streamed Jessica James…"

Definitely. Also…

And intentionally put on weight, too.

There's that heartbreaking interview toward the end of his life where he talks about how he knows he should have stopped, should have done something - anything - else, but he just couldn't. He gives the comparison of, "I know I should leave my wife, but I love her."

Well, I think so, but am willing to admit I might be biased.

I'm not in a big place, but our 4,000 or 5,000 person march still clogged the downtown, and even couldn't move for a while because it had kind of traffic-jammed itself.

ALL MOVIES MATTER!!!1!

"The lantern is my penis."

Hola, Amigos, I know it's been a while since I participated in a debate with a homophobic lunatic with you, but it's been a real shit-storm here.

I agree. Her dignity, intelligence, and ability to communicate raw feeling in clear, resolute terms are inspiring forces in and of themselves.

I want an entire episode of This American Life about me.

Literally up to the last moment there was this flicker in me, thinking something would stop it. Like everyone would burst out laughing and announce the greatest prank in history.

I think that more than qualifies as "giving him a chance."

"Make the blades so thing they're invisible. Put one on the handle…" I know what you're referring to without even clicking.

That's true - he was in Romancing the Stone AND Jewel of the Nile, wasn't he!

I know someone who's used it masterfully. Does that count?

The notion that we should take them seriously is bizarre. It reminds me how I felt when I saw the trailer for the first Transformers movie.

I'm a dreamer. What can I say.

A dog would be grateful you'd saved him from the pool you just shoved him in making the guilt 10x worse.