Give me
a grizzly
bear afterworld
So I
Can roar
eternally

But of course, it's the campaign that he really wanted, as amplified by the fact that he kept having rallies after he'd won. It actually makes sense that he's more interested in the re-election campaign.

Oh, there will be an election, there just won't be any voting. Just election, and declaration of 100% of the votes being for re-election

"Let's drink a toast to the lady in the white shoes, whose pussy I grabbed."

Coo coo Katchoo!

"Yeah, Curmudgahideen, he's a malignant narcissist. You're really going to have to get use to that kind of thing."

I remember as a depressed teenager always looking for darker, angrier music, I bought a Steal Your Face poster, then bought one of their albums (I mean, with that name, these guys must be hard core!).

Oh, man. Nailed it.

You know, when you make me Secretary of Education, you also get this well-armed, defunded, religiously-based smoking monkey!

But, but… Phantasm 2 had 2 shotguns strapped together to form a 4-barreled shotgun! I mean… creativity! Artistry!

It wasn't the Things that were stranger… it was… US

Not to worry - Republicans are working on a plan to replace Canceraids with Can-Sadez. It's similar, but you get 8 specialists to verify the First, and it costs 10 times as much. Assuming you don't have a pre-existingt First, obviously

No. There is another.

Come on! You could have warned people we were going to find out your opinion about people's reactions to spoilers at the end of your comment!

The 8Chan token is… disturbing.

I wish I hadn't read this. I loved the image of Bowie writing that so so much.

Counterpoint: it would be awesome, and would work because of… polarity. And love.

This is really nerdy, but also cool enough that I keep sharing: I had a dream last night in which a character had an anti-matter lightsaber. The beam itself was this deep, shimmering black, and anything the saber hit just collapsed in on itself to nothing.

So Jenna, you're in the desert, and you come across a tortoise…

Jenna Bush's Wordlapse Now Open To Public Grilling