Sad upvote.

What this Newswire presupposes is: they will?

I was!

When I saw them (and, say what you will about them, they put on an amazing show), the opener was Lenny Kravitz. His earpiece went out and he kind of had a tantrum about it.

"When I mimicked that reporter by flopping my wrist and saying 'oh, thtop it! You're tho mean!' I wasn't referring to his homosexuality, I was making fun of the typeface he used in his Op Ed about me! That's obvious!"

Jerry Seinfeld but no Michael Richards?!

I've thought about what I'd want in her position. This role that made my life and ruined it, define me, meant so much to people. First I'd just be pissed about the whole dying thing. But I think I'd want someone else to have the chance to play the role. To share the experience (minus the addiction and slave…

I watched burly brawl a while ago, too. It was shocking how badly the effects have aged, wasn't it?

"She just lost the will to live."
"Really?"
"No, of course not. That'd be stupid. She walked into First Order HQ, made a smart ass remark, and starting hucking thermal detonators."

I was thinking of the tipping disk with all the spikes that Flash Gordon fought Timothy Dalton on.

Channing acts with Tommy,
Tommy acts for JC.
JC directs for Kathryn,
Kathryn is happy again.
(whistling)
Acting in films we'll see in the dark on the big screen!
(whistling)
Acting in films about world events that are current!
It's a knockout
If production needs to be filled it probably will
In Triple Frontiers - an new…

What does this mean for David Hyde Pierce?

I just want to know if resemblances between the characters and any real people, living or dead, is coincidental or not. (it is).

"And here's our design for the AT-AT."
"Fuck yeah! It looks like a dinosaur that shoots lasers out of its tusks! YEAH! SOLD!"
"Uh, that looks like it could fall over pretty—"
"LOOK AT ITS AWESOME STOMPY FEET! SOLD SOLD SOLD!"

Watching Hormel videos,
And where has Firefly gone?

A friend of mine saw him once across a room, and Byrne was picking his nose. My friend thought that was transcendent.

"Ruth… Afrecan-Amerecan?"

I think I've made this comment before, but if I were a casting director I would be unable to call her name. I'd just keep calling "Ruth? Ruth?" and sweating uncomfortably, as the actresses yelled "Which Ruth!? There's three here!" "…Ruth?"

A lot rides on whether "Bud Bronson & The Good Timers" is an ironic name. I like to think they're a bar band, mostly Buffet covers, some Stones, "Mustang Sally" (obviously), who just wound up in the line-up

"Arby's: for when you're wondering what it tastes like when a cow dies."