That's the part of that famous Andy Warhol quote people always leave off.

Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy
Chewy, chewy chewy, chewy
C-h-e-w-y
Why?
'Cause Chewy, Chewy, Chewy, Chewy…

Looks like someone knows what to do now for their Valentine's Day project!

Could he bump up the erotic part?

"And here's the game room…"
"Pinball? Seriously?"
"What? Vader can't like pinball? Vader likes pinball."

My previous desires for a more Demolition Man world have usually centered more on Sandra Bullock, or asking people to "Enhance their calm." I didn't imagine the day would come that it would also involve wishing Arnie was the incoming president.

Have they thought of having him tell losing contestants they've been terminated??!! Ah ha ha ha ha!! Oh, that'd be hi-LARIOUS!

(Based on the novel Birth by Sapphire)

But also Midnight Run, so, there's that.

So, one might say: Woody Harrelson knows that his incident in London wasn't funny, but what this film with Owen Wilson presuppose is… it was?

I found the original to be funny, charming, and really well made. Sure, I was nine when I saw it, but…

Me upon seeing that on a menu: "'Frushi (rhyming with 'slushee')? What the fuck is a 'frushi'? Ha ha! Anyone?! Revenge of the Nerds? Yeah? Anyone? Revenge of the… What do you mean you're putting me on a bus to Fresno?"

Makes me wish I'd upped my comment game yesterday so I could just keep seeing "9+" and patting myself on the back.

I have never said this in my life, but: that should be a bumper sticker.

Optimist.

To be fair, Trump's face only kind of seems like a face as well.

"I'M NOT QUAID!" also sounds like it's being by someone who's been given way too much novocaine and is trying not to bite their tongue.

Hm, apparently we don't really go for vulgarities where I live… Huh.

Uh oh. When those cross too drastically you get flagnados.

One might say they lack a particular set of creative-thinking skills.