It definitely felt "love-letter" to me. One of the core ideas was basically, "Hollywood artists are as valid as you New York stage snobs."

The biggest ramifications it seems like you might get from us is environmental if Trump follows through with pulling out of the Paris Agreement and, God help everyone, lifting the CFC ban (I don't think that one will happen, though. He'll just have to continue the ongoing nightmare of less-effective hairspray).

The letter reveals a delightful second message when you fold the sides in!

Well, if we're pulling things from the marriage playbook:

AC/DC is Anti-Christ/Devil's Children!

"We go now to our correspondent for the latest information on 'Watergate: No, Not That One'."

Long after we've stopped wondering where Firefly is, after the alter of Dawes has crumbled to dust, no longer lol at wtf Starz is… I genuinely hope this bit continues. It will always make me laugh.

No one who uses the Internet to spread pettiness and hate, mocking others and then crying victimization when something doesn't got their way in German could be evil!

It would seem appropriate.

There's William Henry Harrison!

Well, and remember when he had to pick up work repoing cars?

How about a nice game of chess? Please?

[on the internet, January 19, 2017, 11:59pm]
"Interesting. This website explains a new theory that the moon's orbit of the Earth exactly matching its rotation could be tied to its core actually being off-center and— "
[clock changes to 12:00, January 20]
"Hey, where'd it go! There's just a blurb about faking the moon…

Her name is Candace Cameron Bure!

"Bri is hogging the crayons. Time to send in an enforcer."

Candace Bergen?? Cameron Diaz?? Uh, how long do I have on this?

[hurls sheet music and sends orchestra home]

Ha ha! Boys, Esther. Girls are in relationships with boys!

Looks like the iron is finally hot for me to get my Frogger soundtrack out there!

I'm reading Springsteen's right now. The writing is superior because it reads like a 500-page Springsteen song, but damn Richards' was fantastic.