JOHN GLENN JUST DIED.

Also: Avatar/Comment-related question: have you read Keith Richards' autobiography? Strongly recommend.

The shitty band I was in in college?

Yeah, even if this were serious and she was really lobbying for a princess voice part, somebody's going to uncomfortably point out at some point, "Um… this princess sounds ridiculously sexy. Every one of her lines sounds like a seduction."

Me too, but right now they seem to be advertising 3 months for 99 cents, while simultaneously upping the ads to every song or two. Clever bastards.

"There's very little meat in these gym mats!"

Transcript of me clicking on a newswire:

They're so baffling it actually took me a moment to figure out if these were Breitbart commenters, or comments by people making fun of Breitbart commenters.

"The townspeople are saying that many stouts are actually as low in calories as some lite beers!! Can this be??!"

I'm in my 40's and so far - except that recovery time from injuries is starting to get measured in seasons - it's looking like my favorite.

Well… it could also very easily be nuclear and conventional war with North Korea, so… there's that?

I started to say how much I like Michael Ian Black, then it took 3 reads to process that he's not involved with this.

Chicago: Make $17,398 a month from home early, and for free!

I do not have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who would be mad at me for saying that.

And I'm not so sure about myself, either.

Started to reply… saw the "someone else is typing"… figured, "Yeah, someone's got this one."

Don't forget the "mainstream media"

Which is surprising, actually.

Brain poisoning from chemtrails.

Lincoln's boy band was just dreamy. My fave songs were "On-S-T" and "A Heart Divided Cannot Luv"