I know this willfully ignores his talent and range, but whenever I imagine him as Obi-Wan, I basically imagine Kikuchiyo from Seven Samurai

Upside: Many people will see the title, and realize it's been a long time since they watched John Woo's Hard Boiled, and watch that again.

"He then goes on a Constitutionally-protected violent quest to free his robot comrades from regulatory agencies and universal health-care."

I worked as a comic for many years, and traveled with a guy several times who someone told me, in hushed tones, knew Hicks. I didn't pay it much mind, figuring he'd opened for him once and never shut up about it, or something.

"IT IS HE! THE BEAST HIMSELF!!" is the equavalent of a bad-accent crane kick. Unbeatable.

Just a couple months ago I read an interview with Van Dyke who said people still regularly give him crap about that accent.

Re-watched the "boyz 4 now" episode and for three days have been humming,

Better Off Dune'd

I practically go Balrog when I hear "Christmas Shoes" as it is. I'm actually kind of curious how I'd react to a Nickelback version.

Me either, but then I regroup a little, knowing that it will genuinely burn him up. It will really infuriate him and sneak deep into his unconscious, reminding him that people know he's a fraud.

Someday, when all the actors have passed away, (except Nancy Cartwright, who has ascended thanks to being "clear"), they can boast that they predicted that, too.

In the same vein, when Bill O'Reilly told Trump he was using facts that simply weren't true and that was unbecoming of a presidential candidate, his response seems like a Simpsons joke:

Do they dream of egomaniacal sheep?

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My mom would make a great president. Right up until the moment of our economic collapse because the news of our lack of funds upset her so much she decided the country needed to be repainted and have new blinds put up again.

Nissan Summer

I now a lot of people use "homage" and "satire" as legal cover, but I never know which is worse: knowing it's bullshit for your scam, or thinking that "Hillary blackmails FBI to cover her murders" is the same level of wit as "Jenna Bush's federally protected wetlands now open to public drilling."

Sanders can still be president thanks to this one crazy loophole in the system, though, right?

Hey, he just makes the bomb; he doesn't detonate it.

She says I obviously did no research whatsoever, and my scientific illustration looks like I traced the Batman logo and added fangs!