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They're bringing rabies, they're blood-drinkers. Some are good mammals, I assume…

True. Though, I've lived most of my life in Oregon, but went to college for a while in Nottingham, and more than once had some version of this conversation:
"Oregon? Where's that?"
'It's right over California."
"Oh, so you're close to Mexico."
"Oh, no. We're actually much closer to Canada than Mexico."
[Skeptical stare]

Breathy Alchemist in Tight Robe: "You're going to need… a good, long leeching."

It's a very, very small country.

I just assumed they were Mexican beer fans. Parrot-head partier types.

Don't Breathe 2: The Inhalening

[sees "Tank 432" in the mirror and realizes it kind of says "Sep Knat"]

Don't be sorry. I find it encouraging that this is a space & community - as odd as it might seem - where someone feels like that they can be vulnerable.

Courtney Love? Sure, sure I can see that.

Well I grew up thoughtful, and I grew up irreverent
My odes got hard and rhymes got eloquent

Crazy, that quote about his creative process is practically verbatim how AC/DC described their process.

Throw a comma after the word "bitch" and you got yourself a show!

Ain't no "quadratic equation" in The Bible!

My two-year-old son a few days ago started joyously shouting "Fuck! Fuck!" at the dinner table. My wife gave me a dirty look, which was really unfair, since there's no concrete, definitive, recorded, verified proof that it's my fault.

I was going to throw out a couple joke titles, but all I keep thinking is, "Man, the US really, really needs Sesame Street right now."

I would have assumed that they'd all still narrate whatever they were doing with phrases like, "I've only got a fraction of a second to push this boulder in front of the speeding train!"

Or Mickey Shan-Shan.

"Hey, Zod! Do you like apples?!" [snaps neck]

"We just asked ourselves, have we come far enough as a society to cast men in the roles of an all-female remake of a male-led film?"

'A relationship between two women"?? Even if it ain't gay, it means they're out working, and not - NOT - pining over a man! We don't go for that kind of thing in Trump's America.