Water. Thirsty. Sick man.

Water. Thirsty. Sick man.

Swear to God, Laser Age is one of the greatest things to ever appear on the interwebs. Dammit, I'm gonna go be sad now…

Box of Paperbacks was probably the feature that originally led me to bookmark this site. I wish Phipps had done more writing for this site. His Secret Cinema series was also great.

I had to put my cat down several months ago—that's him in my profile pic—and I still miss him terribly. He tore my flesh on a regular basis, and his shedding was terrible, but I hate how quiet and normal it is without him.

#27- See Emily Play With A Laser Pointer

My beagle has epilepsy, and has seizures every few months. At first I was horrified—there was nothing about epilepsy in her Animal Rescue League profile—but the vet said as long as she returns to normal afterwards, there's probably nothing to worry about, or, more accurately, nothing that we can do.

He's obviously such a cold, calculating bastard, but whenever he's in Iowa, he trots out his reg'lar feller routine and people fall for it.

And I know people who are hardcore supporters. They seem normal, likeable, then all of a sudden the mask drops and they start spewing the most awful things.

That was Steve King. And as an Iowan, I apologize whole-heartedly.

"Holt Farrier" sounds like it should be a late seventies/early eighties NBC James Bond knock-off, probably starring Jack Scalia.

Whenever Stephen Thompson and Keith Phipps look at something like this, and ponder what's become of the wonderful site they once created, it must be similar to the feeling Tom Hanks gets thinking about Chet Haze.

When I emailed Grassley's office, I reminded him of his claim to know the location of every Dairy Queen in Iowa. Well, the one in my neighborhood recently closed. It's a working class neighborhood, and though people around here work, they sure as hell don't have money for indulgences like ice cream treats, and the…

In fairness, Taco John's used to be a whole lot better. Back in the late 70s/early 80s, the tacos and burritos were decent sized, the meat was well-seasoned and they didn't skimp on the cheese and tomatoes. Plus, if you were dumb enough to order a Super Burrito, you'd get a John Holmes-sized roll of meat. All…

:People do not give it credence…" That'd be the Coen's version of True Grit.

I couldn't possibly narrow it down, but I'm happy to say that I'd probably put Cry Wilderness and Avalanche on that list, if I actually made one.

I had to put my cat down a few months ago. (That's him in my profile pic.) He was drinking water incessantly, and yowling and sometimes seemed confused. The vet was pretty sure it was kidneys.

*laughs at joke about Sessions, is immediately arrested*

Would Hillary have rammed through a repeal of the Affordable Care Act? No? Then shut the fuck up. "I hate Trump but I was not sad Hillary lost" is, given current events, the dumbest position a person could take right at this moment.

I've only seen the first episode so far, but based on that, yeah, the production seams show big time. The opening host segment was painfully bad, and while it gets better—I liked the song—it did feel kind of like they were only doing the host bits because it's MST and that's what they do.