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It can be tough to maneuver those things in tight spaces.

Turns out everyone in this administration thinks everyone else they work with is a complete fuckwit. And they’re all correct.

Javanka, it’s not breakfast, it’s not lunch, but it comes with a piece of melon and you have to wear cheap imported shoes.

What a snowflake cuck.

I do too. It’s so much easier on the eyes. My chrome is black themed. My altiris ticketing software for work is set to a modified theme thanks to an inventive modder.

.. .to be sheared.

This wouldn’t shock me in the least if it were real (and demanded by Trump himself) since, you know, he’s -actually- guilty of every fucking thing he accuses his “opponents” of being guilty of.

hehehe

“There’s that word—complicit. That’s how Jesus died.”

“One of the reasons I supported him is because he doesn’t say what’s politically correct.”

And to think there was a brief, fleeting time when Willis was the poor man’s Mickey Rourke...

It won’t be cloudy.

Yep, clearly someone who works with these all the time. Smaller suspect pool

I’m 38 and I’ve been through eclipses...am I the only one who thinks this is being way, way overhyped? It doesn’t get THAT dark, it’s cool to look at for a few minutes, but a “seminal moment in your life”? Really? It’s an interesting phenomenon, but hardly a milestone on its own.

All those crane machine games at the local bowling alley paid off. Literally.

Not Republicansn per-se, but certainly folks that the Republican party has not been too shy about trying to energize during the last administration and they are part of the Trump base, and he was the official Republican nominee. But they certainly were not Republicans in the sense of the guys enthusiastically

Didn’t they relocate the story to be set in the US? If so, then it’s not whitewashed. It’s just a localized adaptation, like Edge of Tomorrow and House of Cards. That is perfectly acceptable. There’s no expectation to cast Asian American actors, though it would have been nice if they had. If they had kept it set in

I forget where I saw it, but some alt-right fuckwit called it “road rage”.

I’m willing to bet anyone that Donald Trump, in fact, does not remember any of those things, and would give you a blank look if you mentioned “Rwanda” or “Bosnia” or “Herzegovina” to him.

Too many complete, coherent sentences! You used to be good at this! ;)