edgarthesafetyelephant
Another Gawker Refugee
edgarthesafetyelephant

The residents are trying to contest the sale, but they bought the street back in 2015. It’s unlikely it will be reversed. While I can sympathize with the problem of having your street bought up from in front of your house, there are neighborhoods all over the city that charge for parking permits, and I’m kind of

This is great. David please forward me the contact information for the new owners. I am looking for a safe and quite place to have events for my motor loving friends. I am thinking a schedule like this. Hours would be 5 pm to midnight or later.

I think the impact knocked a few vowels out of his name.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

This is my favorite part tbh

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

Dude looks like a lovechild of Leo DiCaprio and Jack Nicholson.

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

How are things going on the front with Eastasia?

unemployement is at a 16 year low....... isnt that when the gop came into power last and fucked everything up?

Offal Office would also be acceptable.

Star for you, nonetheless.

covfefe

It’s better with the typo, somehow.

It’s shorter than Trumps pinky finger.

Nah, it’s always been 15 minutes. That’s all you get.

I hate that as well, I usually experience it when my device has autocorrect/predictive text on and it changes beer to beet or alters it’s to its. I go back to fix and nope.

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

I work in West Virginia, although it’s way up in the northern panhandle, essentially a suburb of Pittsburgh, so it’s a little bit different from the West Virginia you profiled in your other post about the state.