edgarthesafetyelephant
Another Gawker Refugee
edgarthesafetyelephant

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

Offal Office would also be acceptable.

Star for you, nonetheless.

covfefe

It’s better with the typo, somehow.

It’s shorter than Trumps pinky finger.

Nah, it’s always been 15 minutes. That’s all you get.

I hate that as well, I usually experience it when my device has autocorrect/predictive text on and it changes beer to beet or alters it’s to its. I go back to fix and nope.

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

“I want you to look me directly in my forehead and tell me I’m not lying.”

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

touche, well played friend

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

You can tell who the real pieces of shit are based on how they respond to this case.

What would they be charged with though? 

He might not even have understood. It’s kinda too bad the celtic cross is a white power symbol, mostly because shit carved into ancient runestones looks cool, and I’ve liked me some early british christian architecture, but less than the late pagan variety. The line between ‘irish pride’ and being a racist is thin.

This is some fucked up, repugnant shit.

Is it working?