I get totally confused and irritated when my mid-20s nieces and nephews don’t get a Taxi Driver, Blues Brothers or even for fucks sake, a Big Lebowski reference. This tells me to not even bother trying with a line from Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, or Casablanca or even Hamlet. IT’S FUCKING HAMLET! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT…

Airboat? More like showboating!

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

Reason # 1,951,023 as to why we should completely do away with bail bonds. If someone who is indicted isn’t charged with a violent crime - or is not a danger to society/or extraordinarily high flight risk - the presumption of innocence should allow them to be free until they are tried.

Hey its me ur friend

Also good to know that 811 is available for homes and business. They came out to my house within a couple days of my request to mark all underground utilities before I started (well, Mr Safety started) transplanting trees and bushes. YMMV

WOT ARE JOO TAHHKEN ABHOUT? I HAVE KAHNSTITUTIONAL RHHHIGHTS.

To count coup against the enemy tribe, of course.

The examples may be specific but it’s a very real and broad concern. When a law is crafted to extrapolate intent from presence or possession you have problems and you get definition creep.

It gets to the heart of I fear I’ve had before... What if you bought a truck used and was unaware of, and never used the switch, but it was discovered by an asshole cop...

Full disclosure: i am asian.

I have the same Easter Egg. Just pull my finger...

They may have religious freedom. But we must also have freedom from religion!

I think the only reasonable response to this is for business to start refusing service to Christians. After all, freedom of religion also means freedom from religion.

WHAT DOES KATLIN JENNER THINK AH MY GADDD

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

His voice is like if a gamergater’s penis could talk.