Yep. This Vox article embeds the White House summary of his exam. Lots of people called bullshit, posting images of other people who are 6'3" and 239 lbs for comparison and its pretty clear something doesn’t add up. It was trending as the #Girther conspiracy for a while.

Have they produced a My Little Pony porn parody yet?
(asking for a friend)

You mean that test that was given by the same doctor who did his physical exam and reported that Trump weighs 239 lbs.?

I drop a small amount of curry powder, jerk seasoning or hot sauce onto the butter as it melts. The heat and the fat pull out a lot more flavor than just sprinkling over the popcorn and a little goes a long way... say 1/8 teaspoon flavors a half cup of unpopped kernels.

It’s summer here south of the equator and I use my microwave to cook and prep food 90% of the time just to keep from heating up the kitchen. Once it’s winter, the ratio pretty much flips to using my stove and oven 90% of the time for that exact same reason.

I bet your avatar also isn’t a real picture of you, ‘cause Jerri can make my pinky aaallllll stinky any day of the week... so long as we use protection. Lots of protection.

“Yes, I haven’t...”

Why don’t Dems use the same flawed reasoning for their agenda? Abortions? Well, at the end of the day, it’ll help American workers! Programs to help the working poor, unemployed and destitute? Trickle up economics! Universal health care? The money and efficiencies saved will be invested into more jobs!

Ouija board polling.

Ryan does have a point in that portions of the welfare system are broken in that they function as a ceiling against earnings that can trap people from being able to earn more and live free of government assistance. However, I’m pretty sure his favored solution of cutting any and all welfare isn’t going to work or help.

Let me finish this comment first.

Yeah, but... You know the phrase “Yellow Dog <whatever>“ meaning you’d vote for a yellow dog before you ever vote for a candidate of the opposing party? I was hoping to update that to “Child Molestor Republicans” who would happily vote for a child molestor before they ever vote for a Democrat. I guess I’ll take a…

A man.

I took collateral all the time when I let friends borrow books, music and movies because I knew I’d never get them back unless there was an incentive. Nowadays nobody borrows that stuff. Tools though? Oh yeah. If it’s really for a “quick” repair or some yard work “this afternoon”, then there’s no reason they can’t…

Tell them to hand over some form of collateral when they hit you up for money. $20? Hey, nice watch. Hand it over. $50? I’ll just hold onto your Kindle for the time being. $100? We’ll just be keeping your iPad at my place until you pay back that Benjamin. For $170 you end up with a nice watch, a Kindle Paperwhite and…

Can I come over and make out with my girlfriend or maybe even get a handjob during the movie?

Woah! Hold on! Let me get a piece of paper and a pen. This is gold!

My two are sunflower seeds and rear parking.

Perhaps some cockhorse instead?

I don’t care for his vocals, but I can appreciate a unique vocalist’s style and what it brings to any song.