edgarthesafetyelephant
Another Gawker Refugee
edgarthesafetyelephant

Keep drinking. You’ll eventually laugh or pass out or both.

TWD musical episode with dancing zombies. I’ll make some popcorn after the episode is over to watch the internet burn.

I agree regarding Marvel phoning it in. I finally got around to watching Ant-Man last week and I enjoyed it but... the formula Marvel is using to put together its movies is starting to get old and the seams are starting to show. I felt Ant-Man was this close to going into a different direction and work an Ocean’s

Nice! Mine doesn’t exist anymore. It was most likely an empty gesture to delete my history before removing my account since I suspect FB has a file on me and all that information is backed up somewhere.

The big issue for me is that he is making yet another fucking lie. No shit he didn’t meet with the President of the Virgin Islands. The fact that he just rattles this tid-bit off to make it look like he’s leadering when it is clearly, 100% not fucking true.

As someone from Florida, ummm.... yeah.

That makes sense. Have you noticed any differences in what FB suggests as you delete stuff?

Ever try wishing them a “Happy Channukah” and then politely excuse yourself because they look jewish?

I quit the Facebook a while ago, and when I did I sifted through my entire profile and deleted everything: every post, pic, like, tag and every other recorded interaction that appears in your profile. 1) It was a long and tedious job. 2) I’ve since wondered if you nuke certain data, say your music preferences, does

Time to start downloading and saving all my drm-free content. I think I’m going to need a bigger hard drive.

The same tip can be applied to Facebook... and you know what? It works!

I know of one specific government entity that regularly brags online about being corrupt, breaking the law, violating the Constitution, colluding with foreign powers and generally being an unethical shit heel. And yet he’s still President and nothing happens to him. Seems like par for the course, really.

So, maybe this isn’t the place to reveal that a buddy who works with John Boyega told me that Porgs taste like Tribble.

It’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of revolting and repugnant behavior from this administration. There is so much to be sickened and outraged over, it really is hard to pick. I don’t think yours is a risky statement.

Well actually, it isn’t mansplaining if it doesn’t start with “well, actually...”

Dare I ask about dipping sauce recommendations or is it too soon?

Dude, I can totally get Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone into a threesome with me. It’s not that hard if, you know, you’re 1337 like me. But, I’m not going to do it, I’ve got better things to do.

I had read that she serves as Kelly’s enforcer in the White House: the body who will actively stand in the way of certain people seeing and talking to Trump. I had also read that she’s disliked in the WH and has been responsible for kicking political people out of policy meetings, like NSC, who have no business being

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, so long as he takes the GOP with him.

I’m open-minded. I could be convinced to like them. For starters, what do they taste like?