Using “douchebag” just shouts fucktard.

“Well... we could be convinced to hold the flag...”

I say we slap a bow on Ivanka and gift her to North Korea... a new bride for Kim. He likes blondes, right?

For those clothes drying racks... slice a length of pool noodle fit it over one of the wires of the clothes rack, as though you were insulating the wire with the pool noodle. It’ll add enough surface area so that your shirts won’t end up with a crease from where they hung on the thin wire. I hope this description…

If succeeding presidents simply work to undo what their predecessors have accomplished, we’ll be back to colonies in no time. The East coast goes back to being English, the West coast goes back to Spain, the south goes back to Mexico and the interior returns to France. I’m thinking that’d be an improvement.

Of course, we can’t have cops who are too smart either.

Excellent observation

The circular reasoning he offers the bastard uses to justify why they should go ahead and perform an illegal search and seizure are ridiculous.

Those two fat guys are hospital security. Fat lot of good they did. LEO boners all around.

Further into the video after she is in the car, another cop who I assume is a supervisor is explaining to the nurse how its no big deal if the cops break the law and take the blood illegally, that there are civil remedies for afterwards that will fix the situation, that if the cops broke the law anything that comes…

Yeah, I’m pretty sure CNN’s ratings thirst is fairly well slaked at this point.

Snarky commenting on a commenter getting snarked on for snarky commenting. Now I’m commenting on it. Meta.

If they were looting homes, electronics and jewelry stores then, yes, looting is bad and those people need to go to jail. These people are looting a grocery store for food and supplies. Do you punish people for being hungry and desperate? The real problem is that there are people in straights dire enough they resort…

I’m just piling on because I don’t think I’ve ever seen 200+ replies to a comment. Congratulations! Also, you are a cruel and heartless person. Sleep well! Kek!

I know. I’m used to the “awl” version.

How bot fraud works:

Go on, say “oil” for me. Please?

The ring in Thailand was busted in June and operated on China’s weChat . The article cites an estimate from 2015 that US publishers lost $6B in revenue to bots. The Motherboard article reports a chinese company was paying the men in Thailand $4,400 a month to run the operation. No word on how much that company…

...and every commenter should get one comment. It looks like you used yours wisely. Now let’s never see or hear from you again.

You need a vacation from the news. Turn the computer off, Kinja comments will still be here when you come back. Turn off the cable news, the 24 hour cycle of outrage will not go away. Avoid social media on your phone, most of them really aren’t your friends anyway. Take a week off from the bullshit. Trump is awful,…