edgarthesafetyelephant
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edgarthesafetyelephant

I thought it was an Attack on Titan reference.

It’s just east of West Rwanda. You know, the classy one.

Bullshit. I smell backward rationalizations all around on these “reasons” for having voted for Trump.

You want to speak? Ok, I can be convinced you have the right to speak. You want to speak while holding a gun? That’s something else entirely.

Eleunin Filnariolen: “heightist.”

Tell me more about the series finale to Two Guys and a Girl and a Pizza Place.

Believe it (or not)!

Considering the size and girth of my enormous and incredibly well-endowed phallus, aerial photography is the only way I can get a decent dick pic. I used to hire assistants to climb towers or nearby mountains, but drone technology has placed capturing the perfect dick pic within my grasp.

Tony the Tiger thinks the situation is great, apparently.

I’m losing track. The Presidential Advisory Council on HIV/AIDS (PACHA) had 6 members quit recently and has only met once so far this year when it usually meets 3 to 4 times per year. The members quit saying basically Trump didn’t care. I’m going to predict it won’t meet much more in the coming four years.

“America: The Game” I can’t imagine what that’d be like, much less the DLC.

I feel that members of the alt-right, white supremacists and nazis should keep their jobs and go to schools. Political beliefs and personal ideologies should be respected across the board. However... I feel they should also be required to use separate bathrooms. Like a port-a-potty outside, at the far end of the

I read elsewhere, the Guardian I think, that the mayor of one Alabama city ordered a confederate monument, an obelisk I think, boarded up. Apparently the state legislature passed a law prohibiting the removal of statues and monuments without state approval.... so he just covered it up. I think there should be an

There’s a difference between “remembering” and “celebrating”

This is like the GOP version of Sophie’s Choice: do they risk looking like shitheel traitors to American decency and stay silent or do they sacrifice Trump and his base’s support by calling him out publicly. Thankfully, they can half-ass it by making some fairly generic statements about hate to nobody in particular.

Wasn’t a nuclear war with North Korea in the offing just a week ago? Pause for a second and try to remember what the big Trump indignation was in March or April. I’m baffled with the speed we careen from one shitshow to the next.

This is madness.

Cameo call-out! Not sure if you noticed the white hardhat-wearing fellow walking behing Millenial Matt in his revisionist history rant is that same guy that beat Deandre Harris in the parking garage:

I use an empty plastic soda bottle (500 ml or 12 oz). Just punch or melt a hole in the cap and screw it back on. Granted, if you’re entertaining guests it looks cheap AF, but for home use it probably isn’t a big deal. They work fine for syrups and batter. You’re reusing your trash before it hits the landfill and you