I can see the quotes now:
“Justin Trudeau is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic and that cocksucker Teresa May keeps trying to suck her own cock! That paranoid prick threw away the card I had cabinet members sign for her birthday and pocketed the $50 bill I slipped inside. They’re trying to cock-block Trump from the…

I could have sworn it was an hour. Then again, there are a great many other things I could have sworn were true not so long ago that have come under doubt. Oh well!

I’m pretty sure the window to edit was an hour long. I guess they’ve shortened it. Dumb Kinja. Dumb.

Grr.... it hasn’t even been half an hour and I can’t edit my post to correct my typo.

“This is not a presidency” Trump declares while sitting in the Ocal Office.

1pm is too early to stop drinking.

“...well, except for the feet.”

Look at me directly in my forehead, and tell me that line didn’t make you at least smirk.

Recent American history has been mostly self inflicted wounds. Trump has taken it to a meta/post modern level: Trump is a wound Americans inflicted on themselves who inflicts harm on himself in ways and numbers not seen before.

Remember when those black teenaged girls dressed like sluts, disrespected the White House and all of America with their classless attitude and trampy fashion and were advised to “rise to the occasion and act like being in the White House matters to you”. Those selfish black teenagers! I’m so relieved we have an…

So when Trump says, “don’t investigate my finances, my family’s finances or my business finances” to investigators, it’s like Jeffrey Dahmer telling police with a search warrant for his house to, “sure, take a look around. Just don’t look in the fridge or freezer.. nothing to see there. Nothing at all. Don’t look.”

Papa DonDon kept smacking him around as a newborn hoping he’d somehow change into another hot daughter.

Only 3/5 as much as you think.

Andraste...

Of course he’s going to “destroy” this climate report. That’s what he was put there to do. What do these worried researchers think might take place instead?

..and you’re speaking as an American who grew up in a capitalist system and are probably well aware of the pitfalls of personal debt as well as the manipulative advertising used to sucked people into it. And yet, millions of Americans fall into a debt trap.

Why not an entire KFC franchise packed into the rear of the plane?

I’m not a fan of allowing officers to turn off the cameras themselves, but I can think of a few conditions where recording all the time could b problematic. Say an officer goes to a hospital to check on the condition of a victim or suspect and records something that would be a violation of HIPAA. An officer…

Wrong play. This is the one where Captain Picard throws his sister out the window and poisons his mother after seeing the ghost of Captain Shatner urge his armies to go once more unto the breach.

When caramelizing onions, start cooking them in the microwave. It isn’t so much a time saver since it will still take like 40 minutes but it is a labor saver since you won’t spend the first twenty minutes hovering over the stove stirring onion. Just put the onions in a microwave safe bowl with some oil and salt,…