Recent American history has been mostly self inflicted wounds. Trump has taken it to a meta/post modern level: Trump is a wound Americans inflicted on themselves who inflicts harm on himself in ways and numbers not seen before.

Remember when those black teenaged girls dressed like sluts, disrespected the White House and all of America with their classless attitude and trampy fashion and were advised to “rise to the occasion and act like being in the White House matters to you”. Those selfish black teenagers! I’m so relieved we have an…

So when Trump says, “don’t investigate my finances, my family’s finances or my business finances” to investigators, it’s like Jeffrey Dahmer telling police with a search warrant for his house to, “sure, take a look around. Just don’t look in the fridge or freezer.. nothing to see there. Nothing at all. Don’t look.”

Papa DonDon kept smacking him around as a newborn hoping he’d somehow change into another hot daughter.

Andraste...

When caramelizing onions, start cooking them in the microwave. It isn’t so much a time saver since it will still take like 40 minutes but it is a labor saver since you won’t spend the first twenty minutes hovering over the stove stirring onion. Just put the onions in a microwave safe bowl with some oil and salt,…

Raymond’s here to help.

3 hour epic?! Quick, tell me about the repugnant fucked up shit he did in March that had us up in arms and blue in the face. or April. Every week is insane and unprecedented. A super cut of the lies and bullshit would stretch well beyond three hours.

6 months down, 42 months of fucked up repugnant shit to go.

Argentina is, sadly, like the US in a lot of ways regarding race relations — there is lots to be ashamed for. There are many white Argentinians, those descended from European ancestors, who are racist and arrogant about it. What’s laughable about our little Porteño (people from the “port city”, i.e. Buenos Aires,…

I prefer Trump’s restrained use of emoji compared with Manning’s.

Shit, if this gon’ be that kinda party i’ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

#AllCookingMatters

That was not the voice I expected to come out of that mouth. This guy and Elizabeth Holmes need to trade larynxes

naw... this is pure Trump id stream-of-conscious ad lib. I think the prompters just read “scary brown immigrant story” and he made shit up. Also, I totally believe he had a conversation with a general while at the scene of this yuge raid just as a customs officer, who in context of the story seemed to be serving under…

I could see it as a robbery having gone wrong, but I also wonder where the money came from. I’m not trying to insinuate anything, I understand many people in black communities live in a cash economy and don’t trust banks... but that is alot of green and there is no mention of its origin in the article.

BC’s Quest for Tires would run too quickly to play on my family’s Dell 286 when i was a kid. What I wouldn’t have given for framerate programming having been standard at the time to play some of those games. I ended up finding a utility to run first that slowed my computer down to properly handle the older games.

Commodore and Atari systems didn’t have these problems, iirc, because they were fairly standardized, sort of like today’s consoles. Problems appeared in PCs noticeably. My family’s first PC was a Dell 286 (AT, I think) ... I don’t remember the clock speed. It handled most games fine, but certain games either ran very…

“I have mom Ents”

They post a picture of a straw through a sandwich or a donut hole and they go viral. I post a picture of my dick in a sandwich or through a donut hole and I get a restraining order. So unfair.