Hannity is right. Ailes can get a head start on sexually harrassing Phyllis Schlafly in hell. Aw hell, he can have her all to himself. So alpha.

Hehehe... Allegedly, I’m a decent speller most days. ^_^

...and if Steam does ban your account, show them this article and thread and blame Nathan.

Oh you, with your incredibly sane, well reasoned, very practical and educated solution. Though, it probably is the best. Supporters get to have their monuments protected and put in full view of the public, though they won’t be pleased with the context their statues will be surrounded with. It might turn them off of…

Is there an anti-Indiana-Jones-”It-Belongs-in-a-Museum!” gif out there? Because we need one.

I was seriously frightened he would be nominated to replace Comey... So, that’s a dodged bullet.. right?

I worked in news for many years, and that was one of the absolute hardest things to do. We had four county commissioners convicted of corruption in a few short years, and it was so, sooo hard to not just come right out and say they were crooks. Man, I feel like I was mostly paid just to edit copy in order to remove as…

Then they came for the extension cords and extra bulbs...

Beer and popcorn at my place Friday night! This is gunna be fun.

Looks like you could also use it as a bottle opener

Now that Melania will be in DC 24/7, she can finally get to work on championing her crusade against.. bullying, wasn’t it? It as so long ago, I forgot what she promised she would do as First Lady, or Second Lady as the case may be.

I wish this was how cancer grows.

What we need here is a 1980's movie-type musical montage to compress the passage of time and summarize the hard work involved. Something with Eye of the Tiger.. something like this, but just replace all the exercise and training with old white men reading:

Sometimes, a picture is just a picture until you crop the skank out of it and then you end up with something iconic.

Tell me about it. I hear crickets when I drop some of my best one liners. I guess Joe Piscopo isn’t getting the retro love that George Carlin, Robin Williams and Dom DeLuise get. Oh well.

Didn’t you know? Working security at Pokemon World Festival is a training event for U.S. Secret Service agents. Imagine if 45 sprang a leak on stage and agents didn’t know what to do when a ridiculous, over-inflated windbag had a crisis in the midst of a public appearance?

I’m 43 and I’m with you! Besides, the only people who can understand me when I’m not wearing my dentures are fellow seniors.

If they beat the rap, they will be hailed as budding cops.

Any word on whether they are being held without bond?

Lying lamestream media made up more fake news saying Republicans were celebrating and tailgating when Obamacare fell. Never happened!