He’ll just dig up the garden and install a grotto for Playboy bunnies and his daughter to romp in.

Neither did I when a cat burglar broke into my apartment or when friends had guns put to their heads in a mugging. But we got support from our friends, families, co-workers, and employers. My friends chose to mention their experiences on social media which is essentially publicizing to the general public. And guess…

Exactly. In fact, I think it turns the “not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received” on its head. Not a single person deserves to be violently victimized. It is unfortunate that muggings and home invasions are so commonplace that no other person other than a Kardashian will ever receive the…

Wait. Trump supporters are now socialists? When did this happen?

Wrong. Bubble tape is the chewing gum equivalent of eating paste. Big League Chew is the equivalent of manly vice chewing tobacco. Since there is no secondhand coolness factor with chewing tobacco as there is in smoking cigarettes, the chewer is that much cooler. Eating paste is Ralphie territory.

I came for the “destruction” promised in the headline. I’m quite disappointed with its absence.
Otherwise, I have Facebook if I want fucking baby and toddler pics and vids. And I haven’t logged into Facebook in over a month.

Her boobs aren’t big enough to be successful.

I’d star you, but your avatar isn’t hot enough.

The same Port Authority that flew American flags at Ground Zero, and then packaged them up nicely with certificates of authenticity and gave them to Christie so that he could use them as campaign gifts?

I just upgraded from 3 to 5. Also got the $24.00 price.

Who’s a good servile little puppy?

Burgers and fried sides would have been too heavy for me going in to work. My days off on the other hand... burgers and fried chicken sandwiches with fried-whatever-side was the perfect breakfast/pre-launch meal for a night on the town.

I moved to South America four years ago, a decision I’m quite happy with. Mostly. Man, I miss American breakfasts.
I worked for 15 years in the U.S. on graveyard shifts, so I would clock out at 9 a.m. and some days I’d get some breakfast for dinner before going home and ending my day.

ikr? Otherwise, why have kids if not for the free labor?

Needs more turtleneck

Ok, but how do they taste? He may be cute looking, but I’d bet he’s fucking delicious.

I’m sorry, Anna, were you saying something? I was busy examining Stassa’s ass...ets. Her assests. Yes.

“...and remarkably small hands.”

Wow, thanks! That sounds about right.