Makes sense, they don’t even know which field they’re at. Fifth? Third? Whofuckinknows?

“Siri, who holds the Midwest League hitting streak record?”

“...holds a deeper meaning that very few people understand.”

Covfefe.

I doubt it but I suppose it’s possible.

It was fun to see Bartolo Colon face Adrian Beltre, a combined 40 seasons in the big leagues in that matchup

1. Because there is no law stating you have to stand for the anthem.

I can’t wait to see Ichiro break Pete Rose’s mlb hits record with a single off of Bartolo Colon in 2022.

You need to keep its skin wet with showers until the tide comes back in and it can swim away from the beach, otherwise its skin will get dry and it may die.

In the pilot episode, Hank Hill sold mosquito circumcision accessories.

Sounds like the start of each Religious holiday at the Turd Ferguson household.

This just isn’t one of those times.

A) The rest of team was shit so placing all of that blame on Kaepernick is scapegoating.

Gee Tony Romo, I know that as an older fellow rich guy, you are required by code to cradle Jerry’s testicles delicately in your mouth, but that blatant taint cleaning was a tongue bath too far.

Pig socks are bad, police brutality is not? I’m curious if your moral compass is actually just a weather vane.

“And if they’re not out there, that’s why they’re not out there.”

Yeah, but what about that follow up question: Are you going to stop voting for idiots like him and not vote for him in 2020?

Sports fans - Will rally around human trash for literally beating women and children (mayweather, AP, etc) but can’t stomach a black person not standing for the national anthem that most fans are either peeing or still drinking in the parking lot while it’s going on.

Everyone already knows Jerry has a tiny penis and his ass stopped working years ago.

That was the only thing that made sense.