That makes a lot of sense, but I was kinda counting on his ragestroke upon learning that Twitter was no more.

Canada’s north, so it’s half right! God, what to do you expect. Such ridiculously high standards.

I’d love to see Google or Facebook or Apple flat-out buy Twitter and shut it down. “We acquired it for the staff and the IP, but the product itself has little utility to our company. We apologize to anyone who may be inconvenienced.”

I would legitimately pay to see you and Sobchak debate the news of the day. Scratch that, I’ll moderate and we’ll get other people to pay.

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Thank you for the info. I was one of the fools overconfident that Hillary was going to win, so I didn’t do enough. Provided we all live to see the 2018 election season, I won’t be making that mistake again.

...then that would mean that the whole exercise is futile.

I believe you, but I’m not the one you need to convince.

A man’s got to know his limitations.

It’s nihilism coming from people too stupid to know what nihilism is. That’s why we’re always struggling to pin down exactly what Trump’s base believes - they believe in nothing, Lebowski!

Don’t know, I’ve never done a mock draft. For all I know Deadspin made up mock drafts as a way to troll its own readers.

Good. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. It’s her own fault if she’s dying of dehydration now (to stretch the metaphor a bit).

They stole it from Norm MacDonald ... who is 1000% funnier.

How do you even get involved in phone-banking? I’ve never done it, but I’m motivated to step up my game.

Loathe as I am to defend the Wilpons - and really, this isn’t so much a defense as pointing out a different stupid reason - but it’s also possible that they didn’t want to see Bruce generating backpage headlines for the Yankees. There’s no good reason why that should be a consideration, but sometimes it is.

I’ve heard of that film, yes, but I’ve actually been avoiding it because the synopsis sounds so familiar that I’m afraid it will dishearten me. Some works of art hit too close to home.

the transgender, the military’s working on it now

He continued: “I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S.…

Of for sure, diplomacy and conflict resolution can be a minefield with blind alleys and digressions that take you back to square one. That’s why the world’s best diplomats have been unable to solve the Israel-Palestine mess. In terms of using those tactics with a family member, you have to decide for yourself if…

Right, the “moral code” was only ever a pretext to conceal one’s true motivations. Which is why some church ladies are the most hateful humans alive.